This cerita is dedicated to Jack.
Two doors away, there's this cute little boy who is 6 years old, same age as my Suzanne. That's Jack. Sometimes when I come home and he's outside the house, Jack would call out to me:
Uncle Buaya! How are you?
I am good. How are you Jack?
Good! Where is Suzanne?
Oh, she's inside the house.
OK, if that conversation is just once off, fine. But if it recurs almost everytime I see him and for the PAST 2 YEARS.... well, I get the drift. But Jack, man to boy, my Suzanne is just not interested in you, kapish? Why, you ask? That's because Suzanne has the hots for ANOTHER BOY!
Meet Dick, a fellow bloggers son. The first instance I saw Dick, a 5 year old boy, I said to myself, "This fella is damn handsome! Got the best of his dad and mom's genes (mixed parentage)". And you know what? Suzanne likes Dicky! She will be on her best behaviour in front of Dicky, lakun demure demure, there's no "Woi! That's my toy!" kind of jerit jerit. And if my blogger friend came over without Dick, Suzanne will ask me where little Dicky is.... women! And how is Dicky taking to all these attention? I asked his daddy and he said, "This fella... All the young kiddo girls wants to be by his side but he's just so blur!" Bwahahahaha!
So Jack, that's the reality of things. You like a girl, but the girl likes another boy, but that boy doesn't even know that girl exists. Sad right? Oh well, it's good that you learn this at such a young age. Remember Jack, you are going to STANDARD ONE next year. Lot's more girls there, but you will also learn that there are lot's more handsome boys than you!
Belacans says... "I am so evil" :D