My underwear got lobang

WARNING! Another inane posting. Your IQ will diminish by 4 points after this, heh!

This post is dedicated to Oliviasy, who claimed that her IQ only dimmed by 4 points instead of the 5 as claimed by my previous post. Since that's a 3rd party confirmation, then 4 points must be right lor. muahahahar!

I just realised two days ago that I have not bought any new underwear/briefs for the past 2 years. And I also just realised today that I am wearing one that was bought way back in 1997! Wahlaueh! If you want to know, I am wearing a Montagut sport slip brief today. Symbolically, that can mean that I am brushing my skin against a french flower. Woohoo! (darn, have been reading too much Hustler lately...)

Apart from that french flower, I also wear Depi bikini and Byford sports briefs. Sorry, I have not worn any Crocodile for a long long time. (click on the crocodile to see something funny, ahaks!)

Just last month, I threw away 2 old Byford briefs as the elasticity has gone cuckoo after so many cycles of washing machine and dryer. And last night, I went over my neatly stacked briefs and found that many of them has small lubangs already! boohoohoo... the lubangs will only get bigger with each wash and drying.

Sigh... that also means that I have to go brief shopping to replace my old stock. Shall I get a boxer? Sort of like letting my balls and blue bird hanging loose (can't say little bird, big bird or coconuts coz already trademarked to Jeff Ooi and KennySia, kekeke).

Or shall I go buy sports bikini briefs again? You know lar, many of the office slacks at Zara are quite low cut these days. I can't have my brief peaking out of the trousers, right? I have always been comfortable in bikini briefs, they are classic, sexy, confortable and best of all, they don't slip! Don't you hate it when you have to pull up your brief everytime after sitting down or running? so very the marfarn one.

Or shall I be naughty and buy one or two thongs? Just for the experience lar. Who knows? I might just enjoy the feel of less fabric covering my big sexy butt. bwahahahaha!

Or shall I just go au naturel? *wink wink* The CPA in me say "can save money wor!"

But for my dressing style, I think I definitely need to wear briefs. And you know why? Aha! Now I share this little secret. I need to wear briefs because I.......... (zheng zheng zhengggg)..... tuck in my dress shirts into my briefs to hold the shirt well! Yes, that's my little secret. It was something taught to us at the military college, to hold our uniforms in place and that habit has been with me since.

As this is a mega sale season, I think I will go buy myself a dozen briefs, a mixture of boxer and bikini briefs. And that thong? ehhh, see first lar.

Note: all brief pictures were taken off www.brieftales.com. For ladies who wanna see some nice butts and abs, go there!

Belacans says... "how about a cheetah print brief? hmmmm...."