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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Holy Cow! a chainpost!

I am tired.... more like mentally exhausted. It's interesting to note that when I am tired, I get so many blogging ideas while driving to work but then I don't have the freaking time to blog! Tius...

The past few days, I have just been blog surfing, more to relax relax and find a few on-line humour to keep me sane and hairy. Yes, despite my account-nut like work, I still have loads of hair as my crown - no receeding hairline and just one - only one single strand of permanently white hair.

But having only one single strand of white hair also means that I can't be a KungFu Master. Why? Don't you know that all KungFu Masters have totally white or grey flowing hair? Recall the "Bride with White Hair" starring Lin Chin-Hsia, or that early Jacky Chan "Snake in the Eagle's Shadow" or even that comic-book-turn-movie "Storm Riders"? Almost always you will see that the baddy-kick-ass-is-damn-fun master or the holier-than-thou-profound-sentences-muttering master has flowing white or grey hair. And how can we ever forget that LOTR Master Gandalf the Grey who later become the White? He had long flowing white hair, beard, a kick-ass white staff, robe and a white stallion. Cool eh? During the screening of LOTR, I thought ladies would swoon at the sight of this "pak mah wong chi" aka "prince on white horse" but then, maybe he should be wearing tights and show his bulging crotch. That should do the trick. Imagine Gandalf on the cover of Men's Health...


Who you calling old? I can ride from morning till night baby!
For reference, go ask Shadowfax Posted by Hello

Instead of this....


Yo Saruman! I am on the front cover! Nyak ak ak! Posted by Hello

Anyway, did I mention that I am tired, cranky and hungry? No? Yeah, I am out of blogging juice. As I was saying, I surf the blogosphere to find funny blogs to read, hoping that they can make me laugh. I reckon if I read more kekekeke stuff I would not go down the farkfarkfark road but what do I find? Arrrghhh! I have been tagged by a Pink Rabbit with a meme that originated from Minishorts!

Since I am in such a cranky mood.....

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I'M-HOLIER-THAN-THOU BLOGGER'S BATON

THE LAST BLOG I READ WAS:
Jedi-Master Viewtru

I THINK MY BLOG IS WAY BETTER THAN THAT BLOG ABOVE BECAUSE:
I have a more canggih banner. But on contents, Viewtru definitely wins hands down. How could he not win? That guy has 5Stars columnist Ms Lai Ma, an investigative reported Dick Tomatoski and an ex-Olympian Chin Tu Lan contributing to his blog! Really unfair. *sulk sulk sulk*

IMHO THE BEST ENTRY I HAVE EVER BLOGGED IS
Not in this blog. They are all in my previous Buaya69 blog. "Selection Process Part 1 and 2" comes to mind where I wrote about boobs and legs. Muahahahar! sigh.......

THE FIVE BLOGS I READ THAT MAY BE BETTER THAN MINE ARE
Viewtru
Mack Zulkilfli
Jeff Ooi
Chan Lilian
Minishorts
Dr Liew
Michael Ooi
Pok Ku
Kenny Sia
The Hustler
Simon
and so many more! ok, i went over my limitation of 5. blergh!

I KNOW MY READERS ARE ADDICTED TO MY BLOG BECAUSE:
I have a sexy on-line personality. Go figure...

I am now passing this baton to the following five people and they MUST to do the same holier-than-thou meme shit
Really? Nah, according to my Belacan Blog Maintenance Policy 16(2.5)(f)(xiii), I am not allowed to pass any baton/meme/chainmail/whateveryoucallitshit to anyone else but I can...



and the baton goes to...
(Used without permission from Kenny Sia) Posted by Hello

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My apologies. I won't be posting at least until next week Tuesday as I will be away from office for *cough cough* some pleasure... soft sandy sand under my feet, sea breeze blowing at my face, stuffed crabs to eat.... ahhhhhh, bliss. Till then, cheerio!

Belacan says... arrrgh! i am short on shorts! nevermind, will buy them there. ;)

7 comments:

visithra said...

B - Hey first posting :ppp

Have a nice holiday playing with the sands. :ppp

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

You going away too? Awww...the blogsphere is going to be so deprieved of good blogs to read 'cos I am going away too. Hahaha, vain enuff or not? Hope they don't suffer from withdrawal syndrome till I come back from Cameron on Saturday.

BTW, I wanted to show you a link, wonder if you have read it. You lost your draincover, fishtail got his gate stolen. Real funny! Old posting I stumbled upon yesterday.
http://julyfishtail.blogspot.com/2004/10/they-stole-my-gate.html

MooPig said...

have a good holiday! :)

Bustaman said...

Adam, my grandson suggested a solution for strands of grey hair. Just blacken it with a marker pen. Added advantage - the smell might drive away mosquitos.
Have a nice holiday but be careful: Sand gets into everything.
Regards, Pok Ku

Belacan said...

Visithra: thanks :)

Lilian: ya, read that before. so teruk ler these people. gate also gasak.

eileen: thanks

Pok ku: wah, your grandson very resourceful ler, just like his datuk, hehehe. btw, going to Terengganu. fresh lekor ikan, here we come!

sexymama said...

No, I come to your blog hoping to find an invitation to the "eat as much as you can sambal belacan and cincaluk" party.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Say, you should try to cook the Cincaluk Chicken, recipe given by 5Xmom. Good stuff.

Belacan said...

sexymama: Cincaluk chicken? ahem, yoohoo! Mrs B.....