Kawan: Waiseh, this time sure price go up for everything. Diesel price go up so much. Now Shell Unleaded cost the same as Shell V-Power summore. Me no more pump V Power now.
Belacan: V Power? I thot you drive itu powderful BMW diesel wan?
Kawan: Haiyar, wanna sell that car liao. Here no diesel, there no diesel, and then when got diesel gotta queue up with bus and lorry. Damn "kek see lang" wan. Now i drive back my old petrol audi A6. but that also very the "kek sim". my audi mechanic say price of audi spares gonna increase. shit man, already so expensive now increase summore! tiu!
Belacan: hehe, you lar, wanna drive branded cars. be like me, drive 8 year old wira. can save money leh. heck, no need risk your finger for that car too (referring to story of a guy's finger kena potong to steal his Merc).
Kawan: hmm, you are right in being safe. someone i know just got rob of his BMW 5 series. wahlaueh, kena kau kau! 7 fellas with parang corner him, get into his car and tumbuk him first. after he blue black liao, they drove to a bank and withdrew from his ATM. then strip him of his clothes - everything! left him in underwear only. shoe pun tarak. he felt so blardy humiliated!
Belacan: no shit?!? your friend lucky to be still alive. so now how?
Kawan: now? still haven't learnt his lesson yet. i hear he's been shopping around Naza and all those bumi AP car fellas. sigh.....
Belacan: shopping again eh? must be company car then. that's why he tak kisah. face more important than finger!
Belacan the Economist says... "Our GDP will improve with increased purchases of luxury goods"