Yesterday 6.45pm....
Ah.. time to go home. Brain dead liao. But first, must go pee pee.
*runs downstairs as our floor's toilet is being renovated*
SHIT! They locked the stupid door liao! Cannot go in and go pee pee in the toilet. How now, brown cow? Think fast think fast think fast!
*crossing legs liao in a vain attempt to slow the urge to pee in pants*
Aha! Got an idea!
*runs back upstairs to my room, rummage the desk's drawers*
Aha! Found it! I am saved!
*unzip!..... pisssssss shiiii triiiiiitttt* - imagine the sound of liquid hitting a plastic bag...
ahhhhhhh... relieeeeeeffff. Wahlaueh, half the plastic bag full. didn't know i have so much piss wan. Now to tie it up and throw it into the big longkang outside the office ;)
Moments later, Belacan says... "wah, my piss so hot wan ar? Plastic bag fog up liao..."
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22 comments:
Jangan-jangan silap for teh kekwa orh.
*upon reading this post, feels the urge to pee as well, runs to the office's unlocked loo after clicking the Login and Publish button*
I once tried to pee inside a mineral water bottle but the opening too small. *ahaks* :P
You guys are incorrigible!
LOL...only guys manage to do that.....
"How now, Brown Cow"...I've been hearing alot of that from Naz lately...trying to annoy me actually.
About you peeing.........YARKKKKKKKKK......why would they lock the toilets..what if there are ppl staying back late? First time I hear toilet doors locked besides school ones
Lilian: hehe, thrown into drain so won't harm any innocent (stupid) fella *grinz*
FN: hahaha! dang... i feel mine coming too now...
James: tsk tsk, you are not to stuff your dicky into the bottle but to aim and pee into it lar. anyway, i couldn't fit in too. *ahaks* ;)
MG: hehe, jealous ke?
emo: yup, definitely. ;)
SKay: actually, the office floor downstairs was locked, so tak boleh go in lor. Here sharp 5.30pm people cabut liao.
Haha...LoL! :)
recently a lot of shit / piss related posts from the men ... yeh...
ahhaha
digustomania
Maybe that's a subtle attempt to tell you not to work so late, haha.
belacan is smelly.... ewwwrrkkkk.....and gross too.....ish...ish....ish....
Oh my gosh! That's really hilarious. I had a similar experience before cause I used to live in a dorm with one possible toilet. Sorry for barging in as an unknown.
er juz askin can gals piss in san pads? :x
I once filled up 2x500ml mineral water botols in a bus lounge when they put a "TANDAS ROSAK" sign on the toilet door when i went down to pee :P
lucky u..u kept some plastic bags in the office room huh ;)
if not how?
mineral bottle cannot fit..so where u going to let it out huh?
*wonder*
;)
ewwwwwwwwwww (Summer 'the OC' style)
Just reminded me of my husband who had to pee in the car in a mineral water bottle as he was stuck in the traffic jam. The only other problem was my daughter was in the car seat behind and kept asking what is papa doing? whats that sound? lol
Just reminded me of my husband who had to pee in the car in a mineral water bottle as he was stuck in the traffic jam. The only other problem was my daughter was in the car seat behind and kept asking what is papa doing? whats that sound? lol
Colour apa? Teh bunga or teh ginseng?
hustler: happened to you too, right? hehehe
minishorts: we can pee peacefully now after the tax submission deadline.... ya, right ;)
saffron: hmmm, you may be on to something here. ;)
shidah: gross? you haven't read gross yet baby. muahahahahar!
anon: so where did you let go? out the window? hehehe
cherry: izzit? well, when we gotta go, we gotta go ;)
waterjunk: if you are thinking abosorbing all, then you need a diaper ler.
wingz: one litre of piss! wow, you sure are full of piss bro. hehehe ;)
genelim: i shudder to think of it!
atiza: yeah baabbee (in the style of austin powers) ;)
shamira: hahaha! hmmm.. time for me to keep a few empty mineral water bottle in the car - just to be safe ;)
artco: teh bunga. now, why would that info be important to you? hehehe ;)
LMAO!!
wingz: eh, how u managed 2 bottles lar?? so do you...*bottle 1 full already...tahan...put in bottle 2*,
OR
*bottle 1 almost full...standby bottle 2 in hand....steady....steadyyy.....SWAP!!*
LOL!
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