Ah.. time to go home. Brain dead liao. But first, must go pee pee.
*runs downstairs as our floor's toilet is being renovated*
SHIT! They locked the stupid door liao! Cannot go in and go pee pee in the toilet. How now, brown cow? Think fast think fast think fast!
*crossing legs liao in a vain attempt to slow the urge to pee in pants*
Aha! Got an idea!
*runs back upstairs to my room, rummage the desk's drawers*
Aha! Found it! I am saved!
*unzip!..... pisssssss shiiii triiiiiitttt* - imagine the sound of liquid hitting a plastic bag...
ahhhhhhh... relieeeeeeffff. Wahlaueh, half the plastic bag full. didn't know i have so much piss wan. Now to tie it up and throw it into the big longkang outside the office ;)
Moments later, Belacan says... "wah, my piss so hot wan ar? Plastic bag fog up liao..."