Last night after dinner....
Belacan: *washing dishes*
Baby Sueanne was crying pitifully...
Mrs B: *carries baby Sueanne, cooing* yoo yoo babeee. what's wrong? yoo yoo donch cry. mama sayang... *mama and baby sat on the staircase*
But baby Sueanne was still crying very pitifully... sob sniff sob sniff sob sniff type... and Mrs B has a very worried look already
Suzanne: baby hurt her hand
Mrs B: izzit? *looks at baby's hand, cooing* aiyoh, pain pain izzit? mama here, ok already.
But baby Sueanne was still crying very pitifully... sob sniff sob sniff sob sniff type... and Mrs B's "worried mama" look increased by another 50%
At this point, I wiped dry my hands and carried the sniffing baby Sueanne from a worried looking Mrs B.
Belacan: shhh shhh shhh... it's ok baby.... shh shhh shhh *proceeds to the TV area to distract baby and at the same time "buai-buai" a bit on my shoulders*
Baby Sueanne: *stops sniffing and lets out two long sighs..... ahhhhh type*
Belacan: eh? stop crying liao. here you go mummy *hands baby back to Mrs B and continue with my dish washing duty*
Later that night just before we tidur...
Mrs B: You know why Sueanne let out those two long sighs just now?
Belacan: dun know leh, why ar?
Mrs B: because she just finished excreting two hard shit! hahahaha! poor girl.
Belacan: hahahaha! poor baby. didn't drink enough water izzit?
Belacan says... "good shit deserves sighs of relieve"