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Monday, May 30, 2005

Crying baby

Last night after dinner....

Belacan: *washing dishes*

Baby Sueanne was crying pitifully...

Mrs B: *carries baby Sueanne, cooing* yoo yoo babeee. what's wrong? yoo yoo donch cry. mama sayang... *mama and baby sat on the staircase*

But baby Sueanne was still crying very pitifully... sob sniff sob sniff sob sniff type... and Mrs B has a very worried look already

Suzanne: baby hurt her hand

Mrs B: izzit? *looks at baby's hand, cooing* aiyoh, pain pain izzit? mama here, ok already.

But baby Sueanne was still crying very pitifully... sob sniff sob sniff sob sniff type... and Mrs B's "worried mama" look increased by another 50%

At this point, I wiped dry my hands and carried the sniffing baby Sueanne from a worried looking Mrs B.

Belacan: shhh shhh shhh... it's ok baby.... shh shhh shhh *proceeds to the TV area to distract baby and at the same time "buai-buai" a bit on my shoulders*

Baby Sueanne: *stops sniffing and lets out two long sighs..... ahhhhh type*

Belacan: eh? stop crying liao. here you go mummy *hands baby back to Mrs B and continue with my dish washing duty*

Later that night just before we tidur...

Mrs B: You know why Sueanne let out those two long sighs just now?

Belacan: dun know leh, why ar?

Mrs B: because she just finished excreting two hard shit! hahahaha! poor girl.

Belacan: hahahaha! poor baby. didn't drink enough water izzit?


Belacan says... "good shit deserves sighs of relieve"

18 comments:

Mama22Beas said...

Aiya...thought because of daddy's 'magical' touch!

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

I like the quote at the bottom. Hahaha.

dizzyguy73 said...

Oohhh... so tat's wat happened ah. OK ok, noted!

SiaoChaBoa said...

Hahha!!

Twinsmom said...

LOL...but yar, baby constipation very poor thing wan, some more can't tell *sigh*.

Yuen Li said...

I am DEFINITELY not remotely ready to be a father yet... ;)

momof2 said...

yar... one really feel helpless especially when baby is having constipation. looks like daddy's touch is better then laxative eh? ;)

Primrose said...

Or was it the belacan? *giggle* if only it's that easy... *sigh*

romantic said...

SIGH....that was good shit--er-- story..LOL

Mrs B said...

you should see the both of them, sueanne resting her head on her daddy's shoulder, calmly looking at me with a relieved expression...her small eyes big big...haha... i thot what...
solid food = solid waste

atiza said...

hard shit also deserves sighs of relieve

mumsgather said...

Oh shit izzit? I thot Sueanne oso giving you emotional blackmail.

sexymama said...

oooohhh.... poor baby and backside. Keep some witchhazel at home to cool the backside after a hard poop.

Belacan said...

hahaha, thanks for the comments. sorry, i can't reply to each and everyone as i am rushing for a meeting. cheers!

Papi said...

hahaha!!! Yiyi had the same problem last time and I had to give her a ...hand. I pulled it out!

Belacan said...

papi: no shit?!? ;)

Gene Lim said...

yeaaaa me too! i had the same experience with PAPI. Ryan was having problem with his poop, and i have to dig it out..
oh well, if i dun do it..who will?

Erick Lauricella said...

I have some great ideas :) Nevermind. Next time.