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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Pseudo-Rap Song of an Elitist Malaysian Blogger

Warning: Personal ranting ahead

Pseudo-Rap Song of an Elitist Malaysian Blogger
by belacans.blogspot.com

Super pissed I am by today
Made worse by an overdose of Nescafe
For goodness sakes, it's only ping ping ping
Turn a blind eye and it won't bling

-Chorus-
But I am an elitist
Somethings just don't tick
I feel it's so obviously posting for clicks
Is that bad or am I just a dink?

Working hours are from 9-to-5
But by 5.30 I normally let out a sigh
Reminds me of a certain 95
Linking me to where I don't want to fly

-Chorus-
But I am an elitist
Somethings just don't tick
I feel it's so obviously posting for clicks
Is that bad or am I just a dink?

Age is catching up on my old wheels
Another car soon, need that i will
But I lacked sense, if I may add
No USD cheque in the mail, and that's a fact

-Chorus-
But I am an elitist
Somethings just don't tick
I feel it's so obviously posting for clicks
Is that bad or am I just a dink?

After a tiresome day at work
A pint of ale to forget the duties i shirked
I surf to read some awesome blogs
But all I get is some headline hogs

-Chorus-
But I am an elitist
Somethings just don't tick
I feel it's so obviously posting for clicks
Is that bad or am I just a dink?

-Ending -
Don't bother, you say
Internet is free speech, some said
Why be such a sensitive fool, you asked
I say Original Content brought me to task

Belacans said... "Sorry, I behtahan Cut and Paste blogs for adsense, and it's my free speech to disagree. Thank you"

16 comments:

matakecil said...

haha belacan, that's a funny one ... LOL :)

Simon said...

i say, you should be a pro rapper la, like MC Belacans!

eyeris said...

Wah... got time to write rap song to rant samor ar? If you have too much time on hands, go read bumi-tengah.blogspot.com! I made you a character in it... eheheh

Wingz said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! this old buaya still got young blood in him!!! "cut n paste for adsense!" thats a new term !!!

james said...

Fuuh! That shizzled my nizzle... whatever that means! Hahhah.

sashi said...

Dude! You da bomb, mofo! Your rapizzle is da kizizzller!

Word....

miche said...

hey...audioblog lar...then i can hear u rap it.

Big Bok said...

Yes.. audio blog please..!!

zbjernak said...

yo yo...
good one mah...
hehehehehehe

adsense...mine less than USD1 till now

Kenny Sia said...

Cut & Paste for Adsense... These bloggers are CPA!

Lucia Lai said...

yo papa belacan! macam macam you know how to do. tabik you!

viewtru said...

Wow! I recognise some names but didn't know who 95 and Original Content are! I feel your angst!

Yuen Li said...

When's the record coming out? :)

mumsgather said...

Fuihyoh you! Got rap song summore. Sing and audio blog it lah, more gerng.

twinsmom said...

wha...you sooooo free ah? go paint the room yah, hehehe...

Belacan said...

Matakecil: hehe, glad i managed to humour you bro.

Simon: err, i don't like the rapper dressing lar, how? ;)

eyeris: bwahahaha! you lagi more free time than me! bumi-tengah! bloggits!

wingz: hehe, me CPA mar ;)

James: yo man!

Sashi: duuudddeeeee! peace!

miche & bigbok: dunno how lar. actually, i really rap'd that stupid song! arrrgghhh!

zbjernak: less than USD1? maybe you need to plug into car soon ;)

kennysia: dun play play. got CPA certification summore! ;)

lucia: yo yo! baybe!

viewtru: aiyak! 95 was a mistake! it should be ninetnine! arrgghh! ;)

yuenli: when i win AF or MI first ;)

MG: dunno how to audioblog ler. me noob ;)

twinsmom: aiyak! you and MrsB same geng wan, issit? hehehehe