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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Buaya's talking about orgasm

At a recent buaya's lunch meeting...

Bear: You know, bila I kahwin at 25, I always thought a couple's sex life will kurang as year's go by. After our 3 anak, ada kurang jugak... tapi sekarang, different already lah (senyum kambing).

Perut: Eh, apa you cakap ni? You mau kahwin lagi ke?

Bear: Bukan-lah! Saya cakap... gua punya sex life with my isteri sekarang lagi best! (big senyum kambing)

Perut: ceh-wah. Bear ni nak aksyen ler.

Bear: Aik? You panggil ni aksyen ke? I tell you what's aksyen. Hah! dengar sini!... dua malam yang lalu, I gave my bini DUA kali orgasm!

Belacans and Perut: Wahhhhhh! Aksyennnnn!

Belacans: hey Bear, dua kali orgasm for my bini I also can do lar. Why, now only you qualify to join our club izzit? *wink wink*

Perut: ya lar, dua kali saja and mau aksyen aksyen. por-dah lah. I tell you what's aksyen! ahem (clears throat) you know, I am already 4o lebih and my wife is 8 years younger than me. But i know how to make my bini scream, ok?

Belacans: scream? fuiyouh Bear, let's listen to our SEXPERT here, hehehe.

Bear: So Perut, share lar with your bruders here. How can we make our bini's scream? hehehe

Perut: Tak boleh, it's a family secret. Passed down to me by my father and to him from my grandfather. Rahsia, shhhhh...

Belacans and Bear: woi, share share lar. We all bruders also mar, so family kan?

Perut: Look, I cannot share my family secret, but I can share another bini screaming teknik that's not my family secret, mau kah?

Belacans and Bear: MAU!

Perut: OK, first is foreplay. At this stage you will.... (cannot describe here, too saucy. Nanti blog kena ban pulak!)

...... Belacans and Bear: wah!... emm... likedat ar?.... orrrr...

Perut: and finally, you and your bini will cum sama-sama. satisfaksi 100%!

Bear: ceh, so good timing ke? orgasm at the same time? susah nak percaya lar

Belacans: yah lar, and where's the scream teknik? all i hear is kamasutra aje.

Perut: ahhh, i was coming to the screaming part. after you shoot, you walk towards the window and clean your dick with the curtains. Your bini sure scream loud loud one!

Belacans and Bear: WTF! (thumps table LOL, and dunno wanna punch Perut or not!)

Belacans says... "the main ingredient is Passion!" hehehe

23 comments:

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

Hahaha, clean with the curtains. *muahahaha*

Shan said...

LOL!!! So any secrets from you then?

Willwolf said...

If I clean up with the curtain, my DF will cut my didi instead of screaming le.

Big BoK said...

Hahahahahahahahahah!!!! Mr B..!!! you make me laugh so loud .. my brat almost woke up..!!! hahahhaahah!!!!

domesticgoddess said...

bwahahahaha! you should try that and let us know whether Mrs.B scream or you scream! wahahahahah...

AA said...

If dun have curtain how? We use blinds ... how ?!

viewtru said...

Bwahahahaahhaaa!!!! The curtains can throw already lor!

Lucia Lai said...

oic! yalah. one sure method to make the bini scream aloud!

zbjernak said...

hehehehehe...
ajaran sesat lah...
perut and bear is showing off...
normally they cant do then only they show off mah

men memang like that
hahahahaha

miche said...

i agreed with sir bear...sex is much better as the years goes by...even though it is lesser but it is more satisfying. i think by then, we are more experience and we know where the "button" to screaming is. :D

Ah Pek said...

when shooting that time, bite her nipple hard hard, scream somemoe louder what.

Papi said...

LOL!!
But then, after she screams, it might be ur last sex ever. HAHA!

thquah said...

clean with the curtain,lol my kissus will kill me.

twinsmom said...

I think the neighbour will scream too...remember to close the window.

KY said...

hahaha, shit is funny.

Belacan said...

Lilian: *winks winks*

Shan: you so sexpert already, tak perlu share share lar, hehehe ;)

wilwolf: bwahahaha!

BBok: wah, i can hear you in KL too! hehehe

DG: harloooo? you think i stupid or what? hehehe

aa: then you scream. kuku kena potong by the blinds, muahahahar!

viewtru: wah, your curtain so small one meh? hehehe

lucia: so, wanna change your curtains to blinds? :P

zbjernak: buaya talks :P

miche: agree agree! *ahem* ;)

ahpek: hmm, you must be a gymnast then, unless your wife is taller than you lar! muahahahar! :P

Papi: bwahahaha! wipe at your own risk!

THquah: killing is the easy way out. nanti kena Bobbit lagi susah. :P :P

Twinsmom: izzit? i thot they would enjoy the scenery. heh!

KY: TQ TQ ;)

NSDS3HvLDjJd said...

Well, this gonna be practiced after marriage ;)

Wingz said...

WUAHAHAHAH!!! MCH!! this trick i knot use la! my houz mia curtain's material all kasar kasar majiam guni sack one ... later my kkc calar!!

Gene Lim said...

heheheh walau eh... Kit better dun read this mannn..hehehe i sure will scream mannnnnnn! hehehehhe

Mack Zulkifli said...

Hahahahahahaha ... this one really killed me lah brother ... :)

Belacan said...

Lockhart: sure or not? you don't have to impress me one, hehehe ;)

wingz: eh? i thot you got dick of steel? *grinz*

gene_lim: ok *secretly finding kit's email to give him this post, muahahahar!*

Mack: anytime bro ;)

mistyeiz said...

bbbbwaaahahahaha!!! good one - lucky office people dont think i'm siao!!! :P

hipspaica said...

adoi gelak mencanak2 aku.. hehehe
cheers!