At a recent buaya's lunch meeting...
Bear: You know, bila I kahwin at 25, I always thought a couple's sex life will kurang as year's go by. After our 3 anak, ada kurang jugak... tapi sekarang, different already lah (senyum kambing).
Perut: Eh, apa you cakap ni? You mau kahwin lagi ke?
Bear: Bukan-lah! Saya cakap... gua punya sex life with my isteri sekarang lagi best! (big senyum kambing)
Perut: ceh-wah. Bear ni nak aksyen ler.
Bear: Aik? You panggil ni aksyen ke? I tell you what's aksyen. Hah! dengar sini!... dua malam yang lalu, I gave my bini DUA kali orgasm!
Belacans and Perut: Wahhhhhh! Aksyennnnn!
Belacans: hey Bear, dua kali orgasm for my bini I also can do lar. Why, now only you qualify to join our club izzit? *wink wink*
Perut: ya lar, dua kali saja and mau aksyen aksyen. por-dah lah. I tell you what's aksyen! ahem (clears throat) you know, I am already 4o lebih and my wife is 8 years younger than me. But i know how to make my bini scream, ok?
Belacans: scream? fuiyouh Bear, let's listen to our SEXPERT here, hehehe.
Bear: So Perut, share lar with your bruders here. How can we make our bini's scream? hehehe
Perut: Tak boleh, it's a family secret. Passed down to me by my father and to him from my grandfather. Rahsia, shhhhh...
Belacans and Bear: woi, share share lar. We all bruders also mar, so family kan?
Perut: Look, I cannot share my family secret, but I can share another bini screaming teknik that's not my family secret, mau kah?
Belacans and Bear: MAU!
Perut: OK, first is foreplay. At this stage you will.... (cannot describe here, too saucy. Nanti blog kena ban pulak!)
...... Belacans and Bear: wah!... emm... likedat ar?.... orrrr...
Perut: and finally, you and your bini will cum sama-sama. satisfaksi 100%!
Bear: ceh, so good timing ke? orgasm at the same time? susah nak percaya lar
Belacans: yah lar, and where's the scream teknik? all i hear is kamasutra aje.
Perut: ahhh, i was coming to the screaming part. after you shoot, you walk towards the window and clean your dick with the curtains. Your bini sure scream loud loud one!
Belacans and Bear: WTF! (thumps table LOL, and dunno wanna punch Perut or not!)
Belacans says... "the main ingredient is Passion!" hehehe