I am a sharpshooter. Very sharp. But that wasn't the case when I was in ROTU. I was never sharp with the M16, HK9 pistol and LMG. A poor shot I was. But that's different now. I am a sharpshooter.
I am a sharpshooter. Very sharp. I had my sights on, calculated the distance to target and searched for the "sweet spot". I know if I find that sweet spot, one shot is all I need. The target would be down, muahahahar!
So there I was. The field was all mine to take. I scanned the area for shootable targets. Found one. I raised up the gun. Aimed. Waited for the target to move into range. FIRE! Dang! Just grazed it, didn't fall at all. The target went away. Nevermind. I can find him in this small area. and within moments, there she was. Again, I raised up my gun, aimed, FIRE! Bingo! She fell down! Yes! Yes! The joy! The victory! and I did a little victory jig there and then.
"This one is for you, my dear", I told Suzanne. She smiled and then asked,"For baby SueAnne leh?" How can I disappoint my girl? Again, I scanned the area and soon enough I found a target. Raised up my gun, aimed, FIRE! Bingo! She fell down! Yes! Yes!
By now, a certain crowd has gathered around me. A few were eagerly taking mental notes and whispering to one another. A few just gape at me and I could feel jealousy in the air. How can he shoot down two targets so easily? I sense a few of them jostling beside me to take my shooting spot. Heck? What were they thinking off? This is SKILL, you know? Not luck. So, just to show off I said, "Suzanne, daddy will shoot one last one for mummy, ok?"
Again, I raised my gun. MISTAKE! I didn't scan and select a target. Nevermind, I will do my best and thankfully, I saw a shootable target. Adjusted my aim, waited for target to move within range.. FIRE! Woohoo! Another one hits the shit hole! With three kills in a row, I moved away from the range with Suzanne.
Seriously, I shot them all at Mid-Valley Jaya Jusco's children amusement area.
Cost? RM4, and the feeling that I made a few daddy's felt so inadequate that day... PRICELESS! Muahahahar!
Belacans says... "don't jealous ya? hehehehe ;)"