I am a sharpshooter. Very sharp. I had my sights on, calculated the distance to target and searched for the "sweet spot". I know if I find that sweet spot, one shot is all I need. The target would be down, muahahahar!
So there I was. The field was all mine to take. I scanned the area for shootable targets. Found one. I raised up the gun. Aimed. Waited for the target to move into range. FIRE! Dang! Just grazed it, didn't fall at all. The target went away. Nevermind. I can find him in this small area. and within moments, there she was. Again, I raised up my gun, aimed, FIRE! Bingo! She fell down! Yes! Yes! The joy! The victory! and I did a little victory jig there and then.
"This one is for you, my dear", I told Suzanne. She smiled and then asked,"For baby SueAnne leh?" How can I disappoint my girl? Again, I scanned the area and soon enough I found a target. Raised up my gun, aimed, FIRE! Bingo! She fell down! Yes! Yes!
By now, a certain crowd has gathered around me. A few were eagerly taking mental notes and whispering to one another. A few just gape at me and I could feel jealousy in the air. How can he shoot down two targets so easily? I sense a few of them jostling beside me to take my shooting spot. Heck? What were they thinking off? This is SKILL, you know? Not luck. So, just to show off I said, "Suzanne, daddy will shoot one last one for mummy, ok?"
Again, I raised my gun. MISTAKE! I didn't scan and select a target. Nevermind, I will do my best and thankfully, I saw a shootable target. Adjusted my aim, waited for target to move within range.. FIRE! Woohoo! Another one hits the shit hole! With three kills in a row, I moved away from the range with Suzanne.
Seriously, I shot them all at Mid-Valley Jaya Jusco's children amusement area.Cost? RM4, and the feeling that I made a few daddy's felt so inadequate that day... PRICELESS! Muahahahar!
Belacans says... "don't jealous ya? hehehehe ;)"
11 comments:
Hope your girl doesn't grow up and says, "Daddy, I don't want Barbie toys, I want to play M16." :)
wahhh! sharpshooter huh. this training would one day become handy when you decide the world is turning against you and decide to.......
So clever .. MrB.. ;) all yer gals must be so proud too.. for they have a great dad.. !!
MrsT
Waa...if Suzanne is schooling, she will be so happy and proud telling her friends abt her father :)
kuakuakua!
scary sial. i tot you joined the trench coat mafia liao.
Like this...can arrange for a competition between us in the amusement park! I was a shooter in ROTU, remember? See if my talent already karat or not...it's been a loooong time!
Anyway, proud of you...you might not 'shine' in ROTU, but I believe you picked up something from there;)
Encik Belacan,
you mmg sharpshooter.
sudah 2 orang maa...
heheehhe was I the only one who read something else in the first para? Hummm been reading u too long ;p
whuaa ur gals luckla ;p
visithra, no you were not the only one who read between the lines as MrB intended. Heh heh.
Eh Belachan can I send Mr MG to you for some toy shooting training for the family ah. RM4 for 3 toys not bad leh.
fishtail: i don't think so, at the rate of them wanting this barbie and that ;)
lucia: but no weapon wor, how? hehehe ;)
MrsT: wah, cannot accept this praise leh. too much to handle! ;)
joez: hehe ;)
poulotte: yep, a rare animal indeed. awooo! ;)
kiasi: reserve shj. i am nothing when standing beside the regulars ;)
twinsmom: ok, deal! ;)
mercurial: glad you enjoyed my limited writing skills ;)
carryn: ah, be patient a bit more. in the process of cleaning up some codes ;)
mama22beas: yeah, why not? but after your no.3 lar. (give me time to practise summore) hehehe ;)
ATRCO: ahem, should have been more leh , ahaiks! :) ;) ;)
visithra: no ler, this is not DaVinci code, hehehe ;)
MG: boleh. my fees payable in kind - bahkutteh, nothing less ;) ;)
Mr B - Wah...long time got no time to visit. So many things to read. Cute bears! Next time, you come Penang, I pay you to shoot those dang toys?
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