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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

The sambal stabbed the belacan

Mr B: eeee, the caterer's food tonight so bland one?

Mrs B: Just eat lar. Vege is good for you. To spice it up, you want sambal ikan bilis with that?

Mr B: eh, got meh?

Mrs B: Buy wan lar. Wait, let me go heat it up in the microwave

Mr B: *ooo, goody goody - salivating liao* wahh... can smell the sambal lar! Sedap sedap *more salivating*

Mrs B: nah, here it is. Careful har, hot hot ok?

Mr B: mmmm, nice. Quick, say grace! *holds Mrs B's hand* Dear Lord, thank you for *mumble mumble mumble* and amen!

*scoops up sambal ikan bilis and mix with plain rice* wahlaueh! This sambal very spicy wan... syiok! Wahlaueh, so much oil summore, super syiok!

Mrs B: wei, dun eat so much lar.

Mr B: *not listening - eat eat eat!*

This morning...

Mr B: err, low por dearest. I think I kena sore throat liao.

Mrs B: see? I told you not to eat so much sambal. Don't want to listen. Sigh....

Mr B: sorry lor, that sambal vely nice leh. Got after taste summore. When burp can still taste it.

Mrs B: *pengsan*

Now I am sucking the strepsils that Mrs B gave me this morning. *sayang wifey*

Belacan... a true practitioner of Dr Liew's "Eat first, Die later" makan program

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Go read minishorts story on Hansel and Gretel. *winks winks*

18 comments:

S-Kay said...

Hahahahah...kesian kena sore throat....but in my case usually I'm the one who always kena sore throat and Naz would go "Ha...told you adi...padan muka kena sebiji" kahkahkah...Life would be bland without sambal =P

james said...

Better sore throat than lausai.

narrowband said...

lol.. sore throat can be terrible. but yeah, sore throat better than lau sai anytime.

mrstweety said...

Hahah!! if i also cannot donch eat lah.. ;) i love sambal alot..!! especially with ikan bilis..!!

5xmom ~chanlilian.net~ said...

Wah, doc must be damn proud of his dou dai.

Lucia Lai said...

i guess you are not used to sambal belacan that's why sikit sikit sore throat pulak. :)

i love sambal belacan and eat it almost everyday stir with rice. sometimes i use it to spread on bread. very sedap!

Lucia Lai said...

i guess you are not used to sambal belacan that's why sikit sikit sore throat pulak. :)

i love sambal belacan and eat it almost everyday stir with rice. sometimes i use it to spread on bread. very sedap!

hazel said...

haiyo.. me myself not a fan of sambal belacan.. seriously, sambal belacan can cause sore throat?

Mrs B said...

I dont usually serve sambals to the husband wan, sure he get heaty wan, this one must force to drink water. This is all Lilian's fault! ;)I was reading her thread on cooking in MMB and couldnt get her nasi lemak pic (yum yum) out of my head, so went and buy sambal ikan bilis at cold storage. Now Belacan kena.
Aiyo, when I got time, I'll follow Lil's recipe and halve the chilly so it will not sting so much.

Twinsmom said...

I guess not the sambal too hot for Belacan lar, may be Mrs.B too hot for Belacan LOL...

MooPig said...

If I were to eat like that, I'll end up in the toilet, not end up having sore throat.

I was pampered at home- no catered food. Mom used to cater for a month about 10 years ago but I got sick of the food and ended up whining everyday during meal time. Mom got fed up, started cooking. *yay*

Shan said...

haha that's so cute - eat first, suffer later! LOL! Nah baru tahu eh? :D

Philips said...

Hahaha itulah abibatnya !!!

Seems like more and more people ( including me ) has this line as our Modus Operandi

Eat First, Die Later

This Doc ah, ai.... -_-" !!!

Get well soon Mr. B.
Lesson learnt today?
Always listen to the dear wife.

atiza said...

Mrs. B, add a teaspoon of sugar and about 2 tablespoon of tamarind juice onto the sambal...it will not be that pedas.

mystic said...

Mr B: I also having sore throat but not from the sambal belacan lor...I makan too much tom yam liao...:(

hyphenated L said...

mm... missing sambal belacan...

MunKit said...

woi i cant live without sambal :) yummy yummy.

SleekBlackMercedes said...

Been awhile since you posted... Hope you are fine! Have a great weekend pal!

:)